#Source: Poorly Drawn Lines

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

James: I'm mad! Remus: So what? We're all mad. James: Heck you! Remus: No, heck you! James: Get out of my room! Remus: This is the common room!

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Jon Kent: We’re friends.

Damian Wayne: I didn’t agree to this.

Damian Wayne: ... But I won’t actively oppose it...

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: It's time I start learning from my mistakes. Ben, what was the last mistake I made?

Ben: You smoked all of Richie's weed, ate a whole pizza, and fell asleep for six hours in the middle of a Tuesday

Bev: No… I did that on purpose

[emmikay]

Circe: Here’s where things get weird for you.

Odysseus: Things have been weird for us for a while. 

Circe: Here’s where things continue in that direction. 

[ladymiraclewings]

Angel Dust: It's time I start learning from my mistakes. Husk, what was the last mistake I made?

Husk: You smoked all Sir Pentious's weed, ate a whole pizza, and fell asleep for six hours in the middle of a Tuesday.

Angel Dust: No... I did that on purpose.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Citlali: It's kinda hot out for a leather jacket.

Mavuika: I look rad.

Citlali: You look pallid and sick.

Mavuika: Sick as fuck.

[incorrectuksies]

jack: you can thank me later. crutchie: you haven't done anything yet... jack: which is why i can't accept your thanks right now.

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Andy: I'm tired of making friends. I want enemies. Emily: Then prepare to die. Andy: No, not mortal enemies. Like, casual enemies. Emily: Then prepare to deal with more passive aggressive remarks. Andy: Perfect. Emily [sarcastically]: Oh, is it?

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Danny: It's okay to admit you're wrong... Steve: I'm not wrong! I just didn't know I wasn't right.

[incorrect-star-allies]

*Post-Squeak Squad*

Daroach: All this way for an empty chest.

Kirby: Maybe the real treasure was the journey!

Daroach: The journey cost $7,000.

[definitelyincorrect]

Tony: I’m over this.

Steve: Over what?

Tony: All of it.

Steve: Can you be more specific?

Tony: Specifically everything.

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Pansy: I'm not trying to be a bitch- Blaise: It isn't enough that you "not try." You in particular must "actively try not" to be a bitch.

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Stephanie Brown: It’s kinda hot out for a leather jacket.

Jason Todd: I look rad.

Cassandra Cain: You look pallid and sick.

Jason Todd: Yeah, sick as fuck.

[terrorquotestm]

Little: I want to be more decisive.

Irving: About what?

Little: I don’t know, there’s so many options.

[emmikay]

Ed: Here’s where things get weird... 

Ling: Things have been weird for a while. 

Ed: Here’s where things continue in that direction. 

[milfloverobisanya]

sam: people underestimate me.

jamie: people overestimate me.

colin: that must be nice. no one estimates me at all. they just say, "oh, look at that man. i have no estimates about him."